Hello, my name is Haze and I'm Jenny's first RSPCA adopted cat. I'm quite a handsome little chap and that's why she adopted me. I looked so cute as a kitten. Tyson looks a bit like me and I hope he appreciates that's the reason she adopted him!
Jenny's very kind to all of us, in fact some people would accuse her of spoiling us. But I will let you in on a little secret - she's not very smart sometimes. I know this because I've spent the past three weeks trying to tell her I'm sick and tired of the food she's been feeding us.
How thick can a person be - I've been loitering in the kitchen and meowing. Whenever she gets food for herself I make sure she sees and hears me but she just pats me! Doesn't she realise that if I wanted a pat I would say so!
The other day I thought I'd made some progress and she was starting to get the message, but all she gave me a piece of dry bread. Ha! I'd rather eat cat food. People think they are smarter than cats, well this is clearly proof that they aren't.
If anyone has any hints on how to get through to Jenny please let me know. I am getting very frustrated. I've even tried sitting on her lap, something I'm not overly fond of, but I'm desperate and prepared to try just about anything. Of course I am not on a hunger strike or anything silly like that. If the only option is to starve, I will eat dry cat food.
Do you think I should bite her?
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