Elsie: The First Lady

Hello readers.  I'm Elsie or Little Cat (LC) and I am the first cat.  In fact I was the only cat for almost seven years so adapting to all the new comers has been quite a challenge.  I tolerate them, but expect them to keep their distance.

I was originally called Little Cat because when Jenny took me I was six months old but the size of a small kitten.  The people that owned me thought it best that cats look after themselves, which meant if I wanted to eat I had to catch it myself.  That was difficult for me, competing with my mother and the other cat that lived on the farm.  But I've been a survivor since birth. I was the only one in my litter that was allowed to live.  I also have a disability that means I have a rather funny walk.  Don't feel sorry for me though, the disability is only cosmetic as far as I'm concerned and when I was  a kitten I caught a rabbit - and ate it!

I really scared Jenny one night when she was visiting my previous owners and she saw me wrestling a huge huntsman spider (She's a bit scared of spiders, but I'm not).  I won and I ate it too!  In those days I couldn't afford to be fussy about food.

When I first moved to Jenny's house she had a partner who didn't like cats in the house.  So to keep me safe from the dogs and other predators I lived in the vegetable garden.  I liked it in there, but used to get frustrated when she was walking the dogs as I wanted to go too.  I got very good at coaxing the dogs to come close to the fence and then swiping them on the nose.  People think dogs are smart but I can assure you they are nowhere near as smart as cats.  You wouldn't believe how many times they fell for that one.

I also learned that pretending to have a fit elicited a fantastic response from the whole family.  It even include a trip to the vet the first time.  That vet finally figured it out it was just attention seeking behaviour and once the partner left and I moved into the house I stopped doing it.

I know more about Jenny than the others so I can tell you lots of secrets.  I think the funniest one is when she tried to learn to dance.  This sort of behaviour should be against the law.  After 'he' moved out she decided she needed to learn to dance.  She played some music and started convulsing around the house.  I was horrified and tried to stop her - gently of course.  I tried to rub against her legs and distract her, but she ignored me.  I swished my tail to try and attract her attention.  Nothing seemed to work so I was forced to take more drastic action.  I cried and swished my tail as angrily as I could - it scared the living daylights out of her.  She could see I was furious and was too afraid to continue this ridiculous behaviour.  Thankfully she turned the music off and went to have a shower.  I was so relieved, but wanted to make sure she never did this again.  As she walked out of the bedroom I launched myself at her and bit and scratched her calf - now I was absolutely sure she understood that she must never, never, never try to dance at home again.  I suspect she does it when she's out though, but I suppose I should be grateful that I don't have to see it.  Humans have no shame.

I'll be back another day to tell another story, so stay tuned.....

Sooty: A Kink in the Tail

Hello. I'm Sooty.  I'm just over three years old and have lived here since I was 12 weeks old.  Jenny's friend Corrie found me at the local cattle dip.  Not sure how I got there, but I'm sure glad she found me.  Jenny was supposed to take me to the RSPCA but instead she fell in love me and I became cat number three.

Although I'm usually a very quiet and reserved fellow, I like to flirt with danger every once in a while.  I don't remember my first reckless deed, but it left me with a permanent reminder - a kink in my tail that I now carry with great pride.  I settled in very quickly with the other two cats Jenny had at the time - Eslie and Felix.  I'm quite honoured actually because I am Elsie's favourite - the only other cat that she allows anywhere near her.  I guess its because I was such a cute little fellow when I arrived.  Felix quickly took me under his wing, showing me the ropes and helping them settle in.  In time, as the others arrived we found he was always a good uncle to the young cats.

I'm good friends with all the cats here now, but do enjoy time on my own and in particular sleeping in flower pots.  I had a brush with death a few weeks ago and probably only have eight lives left.  How was I supposed to know that the reason the grass tasted so sweet was that Jenny had just sprayed it with round up!  It was delicious!  Unfortunately it poisoned me!  I'm not really a silly cat so as soon as I started feeling weird I raced into Jenny's bedroom, jumped on the bed and cried.  I drooled and trembled (actually I was having fits but we didn't know that at the time) so I was raced off to the vet where I was sedated and placed on a drip.  Snake bite and cane toads were ruled out and then Jenny remembered the dreaded weed killer (and potential cat killer).  Who would have thought I'd end up poisoned by my very own Jenny.  She was devastated to think she had done such a thing.  

Well, as you can see, after a couple of nights at the vets I have totally recovered and made it home - just.  You won't believe what she did   She forgot about me! Can you believe that.  She really is getting old and forgetful.  I think some humans call it CRAFT disease (Can't Remember A F***ing Thing) - believe me, she has it.  The day she was supposed to pick me up, she came into town for her hairdresser appointment.  Two things she had to do - get her hair done and pick me up.  She got the date wrong for the hairdresser (was only two weeks early), so she trots off to do some shopping and have lunch. She must have been having a wonderful time because she  forgot to pick me up and I had to spend an extra night at the vets!  I was not only upset but deeply offended that I could be so easily forgotten.

I'm not a cat to just lay back and take that sort of treatment.  I spent my first two days back at home stuck to her like glue - didn't let her out of my sight.  I reminded her what a loving and charming little bloke I am and that she'd better not forget me ever again.  I'm pretty sure it worked!

This photo is me as a cute little kitten - how could anyone forget me!

Felix the cat, the wonderful, wonderful cat

I'm not here anymore.  I passed away in October last year after my work here was finished.  Work? you wonder.  Yes, I was sent to Jenny for a very special and important reason.

I arrived in February 2008 after Jenny answered an advertisement saying that I had limited time to find a new home otherwise I would have to be put down.  She didn't really want a second cat, but couldn't bear the thought of what might happen to me.  As I was 11 years old at the time, it was always going to be difficult for me to find a new home - but that was the plan.  I had to end up with Jenny! and I did.

I was very different to her other cat Elsie who is quite aloof and likes to do her own thing.  I liked to sleep in the bed with Jenny and sit in her lap when ever I could.  Jenny and I formed a very strong bond, and as this story unfolds you'll see why this was so important.

Two months after my arrival Jenny was diagnosed with breast cancer.  She had a mastectomy almost immediately and then began chemotherapy.  I sat with her every day and provided endless comfort. Then when her hair fell out I would sleep on the pillow above her head to keep her warm at night.  It was winter and she had to keep her head warm but found it difficult to sleep with a beanie on, so that's where I took over.

Later that year Jenny developed a DVT in her arm and was hospitalised for two weeks.  She had to have blood tests twice a day and due to the state of her veins they were trying to take blood from her feet which is excruciatingly painful.   Two relax and help endure these sessions, she would stroke her stomach as if I was there, thinking of me.  This was a great help to her and when she explained what she was doing the nurses thought it was such a wonderful way of coping they said they would see if it would help children undergoing the same experience.

By October last year Jenny was ready to have reconstruction surgery and I knew the tought battles were over for her and my work was finished.  I was tired and had always battled with urinary tract infections because I never drank enough.  This last one was serious and I was very ill.  Jenny did everything she could to help me and even made a special place on her bed for me to sleep.  I'd become a bit incontinent so special arrangements were needed.  Eventually she had to make that very hard decision because there was nothing left that could be done for me.  I was ready.  We'd only had a short time together but it was an important time for us both and I knew I'd played a vital role in her coping and recovery.

Jenny decided that my legacy would be a new home for another cat - a ginger one, just like me.  She looked on the RSPCA website and there were two little fellows, Eddie and Fozzy.  I'll let them tell their own story, but as you can guess they are both now part of the cat clan at Jenny's house.

As for me, well I'm happy, pain free and content.  I'm still Jenny's guardian angel and watch over her and the other cats.  I had a wonderful life and still encourage Jenny to do what ever she can to give other cats the same opportunity that she gave me.  All cats have a purpose, even if sometimes it's not obvious to their humans.

Tyson Likes Breakfast in Bed!

Jenny took this photo of me when I was exhausted after a very busy day.  She never gives me, or the others, breakfast in bed, so it made sense to me that if I slept in my food that was the next best thing - it was there when I woke up!

Tyson's Nose is Out of Joint

Hi, Tyson here.  Can you believe it's taken this long for me to have my say!  I'm the precocious and outgoing one and think I should have had the first word.  Well, I've spoken to Jenny and sorted that out.

She got me from the RSPCA. I'd been there since I was born and it took a long time for the right person to find me.  I was a bit offended that I was "on special", but relieved to discover that's not the reason she adopted me.  She was the only one to see my potential.  The RSPCA described me as a "Staffy in a cat's body" - rather accurate actually!  But it was that description and my lovely looks that attracted her to me.

I've been here for nearly two years now and settled in straight away.  I love playing with the other cats and am always the first to welcome the newbies.  Sometimes I'm a bit too friendly and in my rush to make new friends occasionally miss warning signs.  My first encounter with Gus the Cat Killer was one of those times.  She got him from the RSPCA too! but they didn't tell her he's not fond of cats.

When Gus arrived I decided to greet him just like I do all the others so I marched straight up to him and rubbed against his mouth.  Oh boy, what a mistake that was - I nearly ended up as dinner! Luckily Jenny had him on a leash and saved me.  How undignified!  I was only nine months old but my life flashed before me and I wondered if that was one of my nine lives used up.

I'm such a friendly little fellow that I always give others a second chance.  In Gus's case it was a third and fourth - but I finally learned to stay away from him.  He even conned Smokey Dog into helping him chase me and Smokey Cat up a tree one day.  The hide of him!

Just as well I can climb trees - I was "treed" the other day by the pig dogs from next door. They are so big.  I've known them for over a year and I don't know what got into them, they are usually very friendly.  I think they were only playing, but if I've used up one life already, I'm not keen to risk the others uneccessarily - so the tree looked like a good idea.  Jenny laughed because she didn't know I could climb that high.  I wasn't laughing though, because I had to find a way down.  I was so high up she couldn't reach me.  Well, needless to say I made it down and lived to tell the tale.  I have lots of stories, so stay tuned.

And now a funny story about Jenny.  When she was a teenager she went to stay on her uncle's dairy farm.  They went to bring in the cows one afternoon and as she hopped on the back of the motorbike, her uncle told her she'd put the dogs' noses out of joint!  She'd never heard that expression before and couldn't understand how she might have done such an aweful thing and spent a few days checking their noses!  Haha.  It turns out the dogs used to ride on the bike with her uncle and when she got on there wasn't any room for them!  You can imagine how silly she felt, when she finally found out what that expression means.

Introducing Molly Moo

Hello everyone. I'm Molly Moo.  Jenny calls me the elf cat and if you look at my photo you can see why.I don't do silly things like the others, so my most interesting story is how I ended up living here.

I'm very shy and just a little bit cheeky sometimes.  I was actually living here for quite a while before Jenny knew - hehe.  There are some great hiding spots in this house and I know them all.  So I just hid and waited for her to go to work.  Then I would come out and have a meal then go and hide again and stay very still and quiet.

Having been dumped I didn't trust people and after fending for myself for a while I wasn't too fussed about other cats either - they were my competitors.  So I avoided both.

I got my timing wrong one day and was "outed" - so to speak, and that was the beginning of my new life. It took a few days, but I finally came around and let her pick me up - not sure if that was a good thing, because next thing I knew I'd been desexed.  I found out later from the others that this is standard procedure at this house.  Desexing, microchip and vacinations.  Once initiated I became one of the "glaring", "clutter" or "clowder". For those of you who don't understand - these are the three collective nouns used to describe a group of cats.

So now my life consists mainly of sleeping and eating.  I still keep my distance from the other cats and only allow Jenny to pat me every now and then.  Thankfully I don't have to worry about worms or fleas anymore, or the unwanted attention of tom cats.  I don't worry about not having kittens, and we actually adopted one in January - Miss Kitty.  She'll be talking to you soon to tell her story.  She copped a double whammy - first unwanted and dumped, then washed away in the flood.  Lucky for her she ended up at Jenny's friend Corrie's place and Corrie knew exactly where to bring her.  I think she grieves for her brothers and sisters sometimes because she doesn't know what happened to them, but she is settling in well and driving us all crazy.  Typical kitten, but we all love her.  Only Elsie (Little Cat) doesn't like her, but Elsie doesn't like anyone - and that too is another story.

Well it is time for me to sleep, you probably won't hear from me much because that's just me.  I'll speak when there is something to say!

Toilet Training Your Human

We're not sure why, but humans are usually extremely reluctant to talk about toilet activities.  Rear ends are important to cats (just as they are with dogs - we hate to admit this similarity, but it is true).  Anyway, what most humans don't realise is that they should never attempt toilet activities without at least two cats overseeing the exercise.

We don't actually do anything, but our presence is essential.  At our house we have a roster to ensure Jenny is appropriately supervised at these times.  Sometimes she sneaks off and thinks we don't know, but we're onto her and take our responsibility very seriously.  For the record, it is Smokey Cat and Miss Kitty on duty today.

For those of you without cats - well we are sorry, but you are just going to have to manage on your own.  Not ideal but if you don't have a two cats, then you don't have any other options. But our recommendation is that you acquire two cats as soon as possible.

Just love being a cat!

Smokey Cat

Jenny just picked me up so I farted!!!!!!  Being a cat is such fun

Secret activity exposed!

Smokey Cat

Well, the blog has got off to a good start, although it looks like some of our secret cat activities have been exposed.  It appears that our cat friends' - Mufasa Keegan, BigOodie LittleOodie and FZlanders AtArmidale - human Julie suspects we are friends.  Humans are so sneaky!  and she has told Jenny!

Well, we are up to the challenge - the clandestine activities will continue, you mark my word!  ....and this part of our lives will remain secret, otherwise we just wouldn't be cats - would we now.

Oops, I heard a loud thump on the roof, better run and check on the youngsters....Fozzie, Eddie and Toby have a very bad habit of playing "Catch Me if You Can" on the roof.  Dangerous activity, but absolutely purrrrrfect for scaring Jenny half to death in the middle of the night - hahaha
 

Welcome to CaKniving Cats

Hello everyone and welcome to our site.  We are ten fun loving cats who have a human called Jenny.  She is also our typist.  Over the coming days we will take it in turns to introduce ourselves.  Sometimes we will speak to you as a collective, sometimes one of us will talk to you.

We have entrusted Toby with the task of ensuring Jenny gets this set up correctly.  He is sitting beside the keyboard as she types.  Miss Kitty and Eddie are busy wrestling.  As it is nearing twighlight, the rest of us our lounging around on the verandah having just finished dinner and now pondering our night time activities.

We share our home with some dogs. There are nine of them, and we don't mind some of them.  Actually Smokey Joe Dog the kelpie is quite handy on a cold night - we just have to make sure not to startle him when he's asleep.  He's getting older and can be a bit snappy.  The others are good to tease, but not Gus.  He's a cat killer!  Tyson has had one or two close calls with him - and he was just trying to be friendly!  Smokey Cat had a run in with him as well, but escape was always on the cards.  Why?  because dogs can't climb trees!

We'll also tell you all about the horses and cows that live here too.  We like the horses.  It's well known that cats and horses get along, but as with everything there is always an exception - Joey!  He's OK, but if he gets stirred up he sometimes chases us.  As for the cows?  well no self respecting feline really wants to associate with bovines, but Jenny seems to like having them around and she's not a bad human so we are prepared to allow her a few indulgences.

Well stay tuned folks we got a lot to say, and who knows we might even let some of the other critters have a word or two.

Till next time.....