Toilet Training Your Human

We're not sure why, but humans are usually extremely reluctant to talk about toilet activities.  Rear ends are important to cats (just as they are with dogs - we hate to admit this similarity, but it is true).  Anyway, what most humans don't realise is that they should never attempt toilet activities without at least two cats overseeing the exercise.

We don't actually do anything, but our presence is essential.  At our house we have a roster to ensure Jenny is appropriately supervised at these times.  Sometimes she sneaks off and thinks we don't know, but we're onto her and take our responsibility very seriously.  For the record, it is Smokey Cat and Miss Kitty on duty today.

For those of you without cats - well we are sorry, but you are just going to have to manage on your own.  Not ideal but if you don't have a two cats, then you don't have any other options. But our recommendation is that you acquire two cats as soon as possible.